Classic Joke Wednesday 9-18-13

Day 602
9/18/13
Hey Elle, here’s my joke for classic joke Wednesday:Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan? A: A puddle. So long summer !! Your Erica,E-Out!

Bad Dream

Day 601
9/17/13
Hey Elle, it’s been a long journey and I am growing weary and bored. I still love you and I am not giving up just moving on…thank you and good night. Your Erica, E- Out! What the f%*k! I woke up from a dream in which I had decided to stop writing you! Crazy, I know. Until tomorrow!….

The Ellen Voice…in your vent?

Day 600
9/16/13
Hey Elle,there’s a vent in my bathroom too, what channel should I put it on to get you talking through it? All this time I thought I should be emailing you but looks like there’s an entirely different frequency: “Ellen is the New Black”…it’s like I’m always the last to find out!Your Erica, E- Out!

The Ellen- Week Begins….

Day 599
9/15/13
Hey Elle, the weekend is over. Today is why they must call it the weekEND, right?! Hope yours was good! I’m just stoked because it means the weekend is over and a week of your shows begins…again! Your Erica ,E- Out!

The Ellen Dome Piece

Day 597
9/13/13
Hey Elle, you gave Mel B the hats I bought! They are so cute, the colors go with nothing I own but what does that have to do with anything, right? No, I’m not strangling you…just looks like it:) Your Erica, E- Out!

Day 596

9/13/13

Hey Elle, You rock but today, little Sammy Horowitz stole the show! Your Erica, E- OUT!

Happy 1st Classic Joke Wednesday 2013!

Day 595
9/11/13
Hey Elle, happy 1st classic joke Wednesday! Hope it was all you hoped it would be and more!I hope to be in the audience for one of your Wednesday shows. Someone told me I could get to your studio from my place on the westside in 25 minutes! Now THAT’S A JOKE…in LA traffic – NO WAY! He, he, he ,he….
Your Erica, E- Out!

C.O.D.

Day 594
9/10/13
Hey Elle, I’m noticing some new cool challenges for your viewers this season. I love the challenge to submit videos for “DJ for the Day” I am so on that! It’s awesome! But so sad to see Classic Joke Tuesday end. So sad. Then, I was so excited to see the start of Classic Joke Wednesday! You just don’t stop. I mean really, where do all these fresh ideas come from? One suggestion, don’t offer $100 to people you choose, of course unless you plan to pay them. Just saying….I’m not bitter BUT I am still waiting on a check, cashiers or C.O.D., in your case? I say it with love….. Your Erica, E-Out!

Summer Loving…Had You A Blast!

Day 593
Hey Elle,
I really enjoyed the show today! Loved seeing Olivia Munn, jealous she is your BFF (and that she can beatbox) and tWitch as DJ for the day was cool but what I most enjoyed was hearing about what you did over the summer. I guess the Inquirer and Star Magazines had it all wrong, with that hit and run story and you and Portia adopting a kid from South Dakota and the whole court battle over the child with the tribe…good to know! But really, if all you wanted was gift basket you didn’t need to wait for Oprah to bring you one, I could have run to Trader Joe’s myself and brought it to your new place.But oh yeah,that’s right, I forgot your new address, what was it again? Your Erica, E- Out!  

PS. I know you’re not wondering what I did over the summer, remember I emailed you everyday and told you?

Forget the Countdown….Check!

Day 592
9/8/13
Hey Elle,new season starts tomorrow! What can I say? I am speechless…this happens very rarely. But I prepared for tomorrow. Time free, seat ready and snacks, lots of snacks! Since you already recorded the show, I hope you broke a leg! Your Erica, E- Out!