It’s My Birthday, Again….Ellen DeGeneres Pop Out of My Cake!

31 Jul

Day 556

My cake looks good but too small for even your tiny vegan ass to fit in to!…
Hey Elle, it’s my birthday…Oh, and classic joke Tuesday. Though I think my birthday takes precedence, I do still have a joke for you:
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you? A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest! Apropos, no?
…now, back to the party!
Your Erica, E-Out
PS. If you don’t know what to give me Ellen, I don’t know what I’ve been doing wrong the last 556 days!!


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